Starting At New School Prints

"Welcome."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Culture Saturday

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?