School Outings Gifts

Children leaving zoo with chimp

School trip little porters.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Yearbook

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."