School Outings Gifts

Children leaving zoo with chimp

School trip little porters.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Zoo.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Yearbook

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Duck Hunt

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

At the market

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'