School Drop-off Pillows

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Paul goes home for the holidays

School trip little porters.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"It's been a stressful school year."

"I told you Science was fun!"

A day in the country.

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

'Hall of small mammals'

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Now class

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"I've got all the rooms in my GPS so I won't get lost."

"Now what can we do?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!