Dropping Out Of School Pillows

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"On. More. Try."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Get in step."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Is he sitting?'

The Still Life Revolts

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'Did the mail come?'

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

Kids Nowadays.

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'Rusty, stay!'

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

The End of Innocence