University Dropout Pillows

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Get in step."

'Is he sitting?'

The Still Life Revolts

'Did the mail come?'

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

Kids Nowadays.

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'Rusty, stay!'

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

"You're only supposed to FETCH the newspaper!"

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble, I bolted!'