Blogging Dropout Pillows

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Witches of Instagram

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Blog Breakdown

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"