Dieting Dropout Pillows

Decorate with personality by choosing pillows that speak to dieting dropouts. These humorous and bold designs let them relax in comfort while expressing their unique attitude.

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Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies! mockup

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite." mockup

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

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'I gotta lose some weight.'

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'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.' mockup

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance." mockup

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

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'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.' mockup

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?" mockup

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

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"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!" mockup

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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"On. More. Try."

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character." mockup

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

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'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?' mockup

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.' mockup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

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'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.' mockup

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

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Shrink

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"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking." mockup

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

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"You forgot my Diet Cola."

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons. mockup

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

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'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!' mockup

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'. mockup

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

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'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.' mockup

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

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Woman and scales.

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"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."

"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused." mockup

"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."

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'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!' mockup

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

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The Penultimate Temptation of Christ mockup

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

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The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

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'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.' mockup

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

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"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt." mockup

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

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Dieting Dropout Pillows Collection

Dieting Dropout Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate dieting dropouts with humor and style—great for starting the day with a smile or sharing laughs.

Dieting Dropout Prints

Explore our prints that capture the humorous spirit of dieting dropouts—perfect wall art to showcase confidence and individuality.

Dieting Dropout T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for dieting dropouts who are proud of their choices—perfect for casual outings and making a statement.