"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."
Social Media Dropout Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with a pillow that celebrates freedom from social media. Perfect for relaxed days and moments of reflection, all with a bit of humor.
City Marathon.
"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."
"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."
Grumpy Cow
"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."
Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.
"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."
Mobile
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'
Worried about the machines taking over? Don't be.
'Are you tweeting about this?'
Shellfie
"You're allowed one facebook posting."
"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."
Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.
"Am I not being funny enough?"
"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"
You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?
'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'
Couple sitting up in bed using tablets.
'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'
"#DesertIsland #Paradise #Blessed."
Trump Tweet
'If you're supposed to write about what you know, why do you do a financial blog?'
Nuclear plant selfies
"Last one, I promise."
My gran's on facebook!
"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."
Social Media Dropout Pillows Collection
Social Media Dropout Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more funny and heartfelt designs celebrating social media dropouts and digital detoxers.
Social Media Dropout Prints
Check out our prints to find eye-catching art that celebrates leaving social media behind with style and personality.
Social Media Dropout T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirt range that features clever and humorous statements perfect for social media dropouts and digital declutter enthusiasts.