Tweeting Drop-out Pillows

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Tweet

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

My Fair Lady Twitter

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

The twittering president.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

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'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

This isn't a fortune in the cookie, it's a tweet!

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

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