Social Media Dreamer Pillows

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Obsession with the Internet.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

City Marathon.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Geek fairies

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

Ice shelfie.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."