Debate Dropout Pillows

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Loan Alley

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Arizona In Black

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

2016 election squabbles!

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish