Debate Dropout Pillows

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Loan Alley

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Arizona In Black

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

2016 election squabbles!

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'