Debate Participator Pillows

Assault weapon sale: be the first to hunt doves with yours!

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

Prostate: 51st State

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Immigration Measures in USA.

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

'Safety Net.'

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Shotgun!"

U.S. politics

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

Internet sales tax

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'