Debate Participator Pillows

Assault weapon sale: be the first to hunt doves with yours!

Arizona In Black

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

'Safety Net.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Motion denied then"

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"Shotgun!"

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

Internet sales tax

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

Sponsorship.