Debate Participants Pillows

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

Changing Minds

Arizona In Black

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

Our Rights

Immigration Measures in USA.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

You Can't Fool All The People...

"Shotgun!"

U.S. politics

Barack Obama

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'We kings aren't either all alike!'