Debate Participants Gifts

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

Changing Minds

Arizona In Black

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Prostate: 51st State

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Our Rights

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'Safety Net.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

BP's Spill Bill

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

You Can't Fool All The People...

Barack Obama

"Shotgun!"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

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