Debate Participant Gifts

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

"We've decided against getting our child vaccinated. It's just too risky..."

GOP: Life begins when anyone is thinking about sex!

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"If I vote for Hillary, it will be a vote against Trump. If I vote for Trump, it'll be a vote against Hillary and Bill..."

Oregon Wildlife Sanctuary and Public Opinion.

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Concealed Carry

U.S. politics

Flagging Support for the EU.

Immigration Measures in USA.

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

'Safety Net.'

'...And now, a guest editorial from Mr. Elbert W. Franty, who is here to protest violence on telev--AARGH!'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

Arizona In Black

'Free will isn't either a cop-out!'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Prostate: 51st State

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"Shotgun!"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.