Debate Partner Gifts

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

Loan Alley

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Armageddon

Lord George brings news of the debate

Arizona In Black

Unanimous voting.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Information...political rhetoric

Arthur Schopenhauer