Debate Partner Pillows

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Loan Alley

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Unanimous voting.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Arizona In Black

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Information...political rhetoric

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."