Voting Debate Participant Gifts

Protest Voter

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Arizona In Black

Prostate: 51st State

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

(Beware of the dog)

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Immigration Measures in USA.

Self Checkout

'Safety Net.'

"Motion denied then"

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Be Careful What You Promise

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Shotgun!"

U.S. politics

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

Ready to Rumble

Internet sales tax

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'