Driving School Dropout Pillows

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

'The penguin is upset...'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Distracted Driver

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'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"I flunked out my last semester."

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'