Driving School Dropout Gifts

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

'The penguin is upset...'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"I flunked out my last semester."

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'