Driving School Rookie Gifts

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Someday, the worm will turn.

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

The driverless car

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'How am I doing?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Bear to the Right.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Young driver's guide to road signs.

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."