Driving School Rookie Gifts

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'How was my emergency stop?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

'How am I doing?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

The driverless car

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

Young driver's guide to road signs.

Bear to the Right.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Driver being taught by impatient parent