Driving Novice Gifts

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'

"Let's start again...What should you have done before you updated your status to 'driving' on Facebook?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'How was my emergency stop?'

The driverless car

'How am I doing?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"