Graduation From Driving School Pillows

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

The Victors

Bob's Driving School.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'Check your blind spot'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

How's My Driving?

'I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my licence and now you want to see it!'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Now the deeply-troubled expression, stroke your chin...good...'

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'