Driving School Graduate Pillows

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."