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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"