Driver Education T-Shirts

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Parallel Parking Garage

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"