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"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Bob's Driving School.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Steep learning curve ahead.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge