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'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

Skipping Horse

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"What old school? This is my life."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Child driving a toy car

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'