Starting Driving Lessons T-Shirts

Bob's Driving School.

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

Learner Driver

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Pony Rides

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Safe Driving.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Bumpy Ride

'The penguin is upset...'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'