Becoming A Driver Prints

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'