Skipping School T-Shirts

"You can't go fishing when you doge school…because you can't take the fish home."

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Culture Saturday

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'