Attending School Gifts

Music class room. Boy says to teacher: 'Why can't we pass notes? This is music class.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Computer Room.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I will study my speling words...

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Culture Saturday

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'