Attending School Gifts

Music class room. Boy says to teacher: 'Why can't we pass notes? This is music class.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Computer Room.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Culture Saturday

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"