Skipping Rope Master Gifts

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Ready Mum?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Rocking Chairs

Skipping girl.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Skiing Accidents.

Kite surfing.

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Football - How's my Diving?

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

Skipping with a beard.

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

Spinning plates