Skipping Rope Master Gifts

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Ready Mum?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Skipping girl.

Rocking Chairs

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Skiing Accidents.

Kite surfing.

Football - How's my Diving?

Skipping with a beard.

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

I like that, Frank! You take a nose dive and keep on smiling!

"It's 8 o'clock in the morning, and I'm all ready exhausted...and that's from just writing my to-do list."

The Empire State Building's design was modified slightly after the 1933 'incident'!