Rope Skipping Aficionado Mugs

'Boy you are good!'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Ready Mum?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Extra Long-jump

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Skipping girl.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Kitten Slippers

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Skipping with a beard.

Lariant Art.

Walking on Sunbeams

Walking the line...

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

The Balancing Act of War and Peace