Rope Enthusiast Mugs

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Lasso

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

The Hooligan.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'