Rubber Enthusiast Mugs

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"

"I just love dressing up in rubber!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

GLOO!

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Spinning Wheel

Parents compare buggies

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"We´re into leather."

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

"Let's cut some rug!"

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

Hell's Ethics

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'