Rubber Enthusiast Pillows

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"

"I just love dressing up in rubber!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

GLOO!

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Parents compare buggies

Spinning Wheel

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"We´re into leather."

"I don't think flicking rubber bands is helping matters, ..."

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Hell's Ethics