Polymer Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Groovy Baby

"The record player is skipping again."

GLOO!

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Bob Dylan

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Music Collector.

"So obvious, there all the time"

His Master Voice Desert Island

Spinning Wheel

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Devil Buying Soul Music

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"