Polymer Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"You know you're getting old when..."

Groovy Baby

Robert Drake

His master's chill-out album

GLOO!

"The record player is skipping again."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Joan Jett

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Bob Dylan

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

The Beatles

His Master Voice Desert Island

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Spinning Wheel

"So obvious, there all the time"

Whacked music.

Music Collector.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Buddy Holly

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Devil Buying Soul Music

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'