Rope Enthusiast Pillows

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Lasso

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'