Rope Climbing Enthusiast Pillows

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Rubbish and Everest

I love my cape

Remember when?... When was that?

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Skipping girl.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mountaineering section

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

No U Turn.

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

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