Rope Trick Aficionado Pillows

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I got a job!"

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Skipping girl.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Lion!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

A magician saws in half an octopus

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'It's walking! It's walking!'

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Lariant Art.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Udder Horns.

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

Crampe de la Routine