Rock Climbing Enthusiast Pillows

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

'This is nothing like the wall my mother climbs when I'm late getting home!'

'How the heck do I get into these fixes? 9,000 feet up and no climbing rope!'

Mountaineering section

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Easter Island legs

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Italica

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Tina Turner

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Johnny Winter.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Rubbish and Everest

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Childhood

"How do I get down?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

Rod Stewart