Climb Enthusiast Pillows

No U Turn.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Skiing

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Rubbish and Everest

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"It's called being preemptive."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Remember when?... When was that?

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Danger Signs.