Rug Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

'You're high on rugs again!'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

A rug skinned bear

"Let's cut some rug!"

'Exactly what do you mean, 'He's rug trained'?'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Not with my new rug!

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"You're never home."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Clandestine cows.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

The Rugby Throw Up.

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2