Rage Enthusiast Mugs

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Teenage Angst.

Cybergoth.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The new rain dance.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Dance Dance Dance.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

Halloween 2008.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Count Flatula

Quentin Tarantino

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Road Construction Blues.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"