Rage Room Enthusiast Mugs

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Teenage Angst.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Cybergoth.

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

The new rain dance.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Dance Dance Dance.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Cars at the drive in.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Smiling rat.

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Sore Loser

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Bahrain F1

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'