Rug Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

'You're high on rugs again!'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

A rug skinned bear

"Let's cut some rug!"

'Exactly what do you mean, 'He's rug trained'?'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Not with my new rug!

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"You're never home."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."