Drug Enthusiast Gifts

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Alexander Fleming

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Meds Toast

Side Effects

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

Drink Me.