Drug Enthusiast Pillows

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Alexander Fleming

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Meds Toast

Side Effects

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Drink Me.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"