Drug Discovery Enthusiast Pillows

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Alexander Fleming

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Meds Toast

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

La Tour 2007.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"Would you like to supersize that?"

"This pill is the only thing that will cure you. The good news is that it's up to you whether or not you take it orally."